I’ve learned two valuable lessons recently: Don’t be lazy. Don’t be a brat. More specifically: add a subject line to your e-mails. It’s not that hard and it makes everyone’s life easier.

When I first started at Imulus, I was not accustomed to inter-office exchanges of e-mails. Most of the time if someone wanted me to complete a task, I would attach the completed item to an e-mail and send away. Naturally I would ignore the prompt asking me if I still wanted to send the e-mail without a subject line. After a while, my mail application would give up on me and stop the alerts.

Eventually, I was diplomatically informed by some of my co-workers that my neglect of subject lines may be a tad annoying. “Annoying?” I thought in my most indignant mental voice. “I’ll show them annoying.” After this cerebral conversation with myself, I proceed to add subject lines that had nothing to do with the actual e-mail. Subjects such as “sweet cuppin cakes” or “I like turtles” would crop up in my co-workers’s inbox giving them something to chuckle at or be irritated at.

My shenanigans ensued for around a year and a half until the day that cruel irony bit me square in the ass. During a dark day in Imulus’s history when we lost some information, I was doing my best as the diligent designer to help recover all that I could. This meant I had to look though old e-mails with my trusty search to help me. Side note: I am not a good organizer when it comes to my e-mail and I am a digital pack rat – bad combination. Anyway, back to our flustered heroine. As I was sorting through my old e-mails becoming increasingly murderous towards my past self I came to a harsh revelation – it’s not worth it. It’s not worth the inconvenience for maybe a couple of seconds of giggling at the silly subject line.

These days I have learned my lesson… Although occasionally I do like to slip in the old silliness, but only if it applies to the real subject line.