I work from home. If you do too, you know what that means. For those of you that don’t, I don’t recommend it. As a 44 year old male that’s been in the software business for over 20 years, I thought this would be straight-forward and relatively easy – basically, common sense. Well, not exactly.
For those of you that must work from home, here are my new rules based on a few glitches that I’ve been trying to work out…
1. Start by brushing your teeth before you head down to your home office. This may sound easy, but it’s not. It’s easy to defer and then you’ll find yourself with ‘cigar breath’ around 2pm. Not good, even my headset complains. Shower? I’m not going to touch that yet…that’s way too advanced.
2. Eat Breakfast – hands down, this is the hardest thing to do before starting work. I do this 2 out of 5 days and this is after the 10 minute debate inside my head, “why eat now, I can work for ‘a while’ and then eat in ‘a bit’”. Yeah, right. I’m now 150 lbs and dropping every day. I may be Johnny Winter by next winter.
3. Block out your lunches – many reasonably smart people can’t deal with the 4 US time zones very well. Therefore, on 4 out of 5 days, some jack%#@ has booked a meeting over my lunch hour. Oh, you’re too important to eat lunch or take a break? Even if you’re the CEO you should block off some time whether it’s for a work-out, reading time, eating, meeting with a friend/mentor or just thinking. Block out at least 3 of your lunch hours a week – do it.
4. Don’t Fold Clothes or Do Dishes – many of us are over-achievers and as such, we can’t stand to have idle seconds or minutes. During long conference calls, 60-120 minutes, I’ve folded clothes, done dishes, and even picked up dog crap in the backyard. I don’t recommend this although I will say that if you’re picking up dog crap it can have a positive mental effect that may help you. For example, if you’re picking up dog crap, nearly everything you hear on the phone will sound reasonably good and you may even find yourself volunteering for a ‘new project’.
5. Put up a cool picture in your office – you will need something to stare at because you will be bored out of your mind on some calls. Boring college classes won’t even come close to comparing – in fact, those classes way be viewed retrospectively as some of the “best times”. Hang some cool pictures in your office that help you escape the dementia.
6. Occasionally, just bow out – in sports, it’s common to find yourself in a situation where you just need a break, rest, or water. It’s like getting “dizzy”. Don’t be too proud. Occasionally, ok daily, on 1 of my calls, I’ll just declare myself “too fatigued” to continue. This typically catches most people off guard because who and the hell is too tired to finish a conf call? Well, it depends on the company. I get fatigued daily and I just admit it and then bail out – some people wear me out…like the DMV may wear you out. It works surprisingly well and everyone seems fine with it, almost relieved. Although, I do think there are some unanswered questions floating around.
7. Remember that you’re not alone – this is mostly to just placate my audience. You are alone, that’s what it means to “work from home”. Maybe it’s your “dream-job” or maybe you are just a great “individual contributor” (wink-wink)? Either way, you are going to be alone for more hours than you’ve ever imagined. Prepare for the pain of spending so much time with yourself and look for ways to improve on your bad habits (especially – #1, #2, and #3 above).
Good luck, god speed and buy a nice chair.
About the Author
My name is Greg Davoll and I’m a fan of Imulus. I work for a cool software company called Quest Software and I run marketing for our Data Protection business (fancy term for backup and recovery). If you like this, please follow me at twitter.com/duvylove or check out my profile on LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/gregdavoll